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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.