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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.