Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.