Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.