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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.