Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Edgar Allen Poe Jokes More Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po