Ray Lewis
Edgar Allan Po-Po
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
They were ravin' with Raven.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because his parents are vegetables.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
He asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Because he was the rightful heir
Pilot.
Tooth Hurty (2:30)
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
Call in the swat team!
To stop a kid napping.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
They can't resist.
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)
