Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Edgar Allen Poe Jokes More Edgar Allen Poe Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'