Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

How are you resisting me?

Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.