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Raven Jokes

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Headline Jokes More Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who wrote "The Tiger's Revenge"?

Claude Balls

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

Behind the plate.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center