Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.