Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.