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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

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How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.