Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail?

At his P.O. Box

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.