Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What do you call the richest person in the soup industry?

A boullionaire

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.