Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Pharaoh Jokes More Pharaoh Jokes

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What did the drowning number theorist yell?

LOG LOG LOG LOG

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!