Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Admit Jokes More Admit Jokes

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.