The Nile
Because they all live in de-Nile...
He was in de-Nile.
Because he was in de-Nile.
He was in The Nile
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
By swimming in their debt.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
At some point they turned into Mummys
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
The brides are already dressed in white.
A tire.
Clowns Without Borders.
An elf driving car
It wood rock.
He gets mourning wood.
It's not a too-nah!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
A boullionaire
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
The urge to pop a cold one.
The urge to crack open a cold one
