Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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In Laotian.

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There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

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She won't swallow

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...