Nile Jokes

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What did the drowning number theorist say?

Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.