Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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With a crowbar.

What do you call a man with one arm?

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A zomBEE!

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I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.