Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Antibiotics

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Raise the urinals

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

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I'M BREADY TO DIE

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.