Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

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It's days were numbered.

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Angelfish!

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Logloglogloglogloglogloglogloglog

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Drowns.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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De-calf

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...