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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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Who drowns?

The boat.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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You can run but you can't tide.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A river.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.