Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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He had a bad heir day

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...