Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.