Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.