Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.