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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.