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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.