Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.