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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!