Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.