Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math?

A Pi fighter

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!