Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Nun is better!

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Waterfall Jokes More Waterfall Jokes

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!