Fish Market Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months