Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Where do minions shop?

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Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas!

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

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Not cool.

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I'm arriving

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language