Fish Market Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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A tiger has the mane part missing!

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I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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We can still be brother and sister.

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