It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
Because Sharon is Karen.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal.
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
Food.
Racism has many faces
Because freedom rings.
Womb Service!
Depends
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
He made no sense. I tried, I really did.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
Throw in the laundry.
The nun has hope in her soul!
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
