It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal.
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
You use a boa restrictor
Mascarpone!
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Because it was ripped.
I didn't know you could yodel!
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
There was no reaction
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
You take the "F" out of way.
