It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Because ladies go in first.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
They hoe it.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
Ayeee-Matey
Depends
Buock choi
How, are you?
Nobody nose!
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*
He's a fungi
Bar soap.
I think we're in sink.
