It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal.
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
It'll dim sum
A Mandarin
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.
Bawdy wash.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Yell bingo.
K
Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.
Shoplifting
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
Sup G
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
He blew him off.
