It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Because ladies go in first.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
They hoe it.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"
I didn't know you could yodel!
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
I didnt have either growing up
A Boosted Animal
You use a boa restrictor
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
The deep web
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
In case they get a hole in one!
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
