It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal.
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
The Canadian Mint
Laughing stalk
She didn't see that well
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
Because they got no organs.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Candace with love!
He pokmon!
You Pokmon!
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)
You know you need a psychiatrist!
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
