It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Because ladies go in first.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
They hoe it.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
No, cows go moo.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
A glimmer of hope
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.
First person shooter.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
There wasn't a punch line.
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
I got the f out of the way.
Don't worry! They will tell you!
The thesaurus.
Because they have cotton balls.
He was a fungi.
