It's Minute Made
Charm-ander
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
A smoothbore.
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
You seamstressed
They are sitting on their lips!
Because Sharon is Karen.
Because it's eight more.
Because they have appeal.
Nothing, You already told her twice.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I'm at your service ma'am.
Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Chicks dig stars.
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
Liquor in the front and poker in the back
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Because of his hex appeal.
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
To boldly go where no man has been before!
Good morning, ladies!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Random Dude: [...💘]
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Hope you're ready for the next episode
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.
Bawdy wash.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Santa
Tequila
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
Throw in a load of laundry, and soap
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Because it was crumby.
