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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.