Nothing, you already told her twice.
Nothing. You already told her.
She was skipping without her bra
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, you've already told her.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Because they all involve iPatches.
He was involved in a hit-and-run.
G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Because they lactose. Moo
AU, get outta here!
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Because she was a woman
