Nothing. You already told her.
Nothing. She's already been told.
Nothing, you've already told her.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Because they all involve iPatches.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Ewe 2
Does any of this really matter...
I don't know, you tell me.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Lacoste intolerant.
Rich... Also an ambulance.
Because nobody is looking for them.
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
