What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

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God does not punish twice.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra