What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra