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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra