What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What's a Michigander?

An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.