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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

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Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra