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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra