Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Because I always get weird stairs
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
Take away their beds...
Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.
Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
