Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Latvian Jokes More Latvian Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Latvian Man Jokes More Latvian Man Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.