What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

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What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.