What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.