What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.