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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.