What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.