What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

Squash*