What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.