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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.