What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.