What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.