What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.