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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.