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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.