What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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A buck an ear.

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Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

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Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.