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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.