Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
Change for a buck.
She was beside herself.
He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.
He was undercover *!*
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
IPatch
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
It had new windows Putin
You take it to the Moo-seum.
Because he heard the snowblower was coming.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Cosmos.
