Intervention Jokes

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

Intervention Jokes

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