Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Cosmo Jokes More Cosmo Jokes

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in soviet russia?

M'otherland

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.