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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Who's there! Ahmed! Ahmed who?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here!

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.