Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

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Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.