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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

Because frost bites!

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming