What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.