Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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He keeps getting pinned to the boards.