Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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He always gets nailed to the boards.

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