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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards