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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!