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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

You can't!

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.