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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.