Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.