Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.