Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.