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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands