Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!