Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!