Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!