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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!