How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit