Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.