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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit