How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL