What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.