What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.