He wasn't a charitable guy
I'll live...
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Because it was for chair-ity
Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
This guy.
GiANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
Don't worry, I pull out.
They are hiring.
A slightsabre
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
It's just too hard.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Red hairing.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Cold turkey.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
