He wasn't a charitable guy
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
I'll live...
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
You pay them under the table)
Because it was for chair-ity
Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
This guy.
GiANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
A bench can support a family of four.
Glock coma
GERMany.
It breaks the trunk.
He's just there so he won't get slimed.
Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there) Well, it ain't Mary.
Igloos it back together.
Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue
Halloumi! (Hello me)
Tickle its balls.
Jiggle its balls
Fast food
Turnover.
Olive them
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101
