He wasn't a charitable guy
I'll live...
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
Because it was for chair-ity
Ferniture.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
A table can support itself
DaVinci
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
This guy.
GiANT!!
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Stephen Hawking.
He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth
Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
They don't like to get that far from the table.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
I don't knead you anymore.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
Amanda the table!
A child with pitchfork in his back
'Can I join you?'
They couldn't find a table.
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
An unaware wolf.
A hippopottymouth
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
The fourth wall
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
You stay here, I'll go on a head
They have hearts of stone.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.
Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.
4 or 5.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.
THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!
