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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...