How did the aquarium win the battle?

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.