How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!