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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do they call them the minute men?

Because they lasted a minute in battle

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!