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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.