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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!