How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War?

The Battle of Gaine's Mill

What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars?

Wat-heirlooms.

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What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!