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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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A well 'aardvark!

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Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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Depends.

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The Islands

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Because there's only Juan Cena

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Redundant

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!