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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!