What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.