What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.