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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!