They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
At night, because two feet are added to it.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Because the bicycle was two tired.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Rock Band for the XBOX 360
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
A Super Bowl
He turns off the PlayStation.
