What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Previous Random Joke Next
Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.