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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.