What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when ...

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?