What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Playstation Jokes More Playstation Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.