Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Nhl Jokes More Nhl Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah