Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
They can't croco-dial the phones.
Because he kept locking up.
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
You're hired
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
URINE.
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
STOP RESISTING!!!
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
Because theyre pi rates.
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he's a Wrap God
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Because he was a ate professional!
They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Because they don't do Windows
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Hire a cunning linguist.
Because he was good at pulling weed
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
Because he might fiddle with your kids.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
An Apple turnover.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Stand it on four bricks!
Try two pairs of stilts!
They're hiring.
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
ARMold SchwarzenLEGger
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Put a brick under each hoof!
He wanted to double his prophets.
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
You're hired" "Not guilty"
A real hootenanny!
They weren't hiring.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
Krautsourcing
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.
They are hiring.
ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl
Put him on stilts!
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Could they not hire taller dancers
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Emission Impossible
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
To help with the cavity searches
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what
In Jeff Pesos.
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
A dressmaker tucks up frills.
Because you didn't know they had it.
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
Copper Nitrate.
They all have the same PR guy.
Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it
Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them
The baby and the dad.
Hey baby, mind if I?
Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!
So they can prevent breakouts.
