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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*