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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.