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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

Who pays?

Germany.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.