Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.