Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.