Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

World War Jokes More World War Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.