Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat

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Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot