Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.