Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."