Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."