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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

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Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."