Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Triforce
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Because he's too short to be an essay
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Anthrax.
Because they always turn out in-bread.
L-mayo
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Sandwiches.
