Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
You-Rang-a-Tang
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
My supply was short.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Space Jam
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
Joint custardy
Sandwiches.