What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

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You have to chew before you swallow!

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Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Brew.

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Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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