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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Utah?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.