And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Church.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
Visa or Mastercard?
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.
I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
Because he is a little shellfish.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it