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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.