What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys?

Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool