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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!