What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.