What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!