What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.