What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!