What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.