What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.