What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that