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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?

Antteneye!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.