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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What do you call an ant from overseas?

Impartant

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What did one piano say to another?

CBA

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.