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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.