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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.