How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!