How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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A baaahhhd movie. ()

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.