How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What does a sheep in denial say?

Nahhhh

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!