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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.