How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.