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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.