How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol?

Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe