What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.