What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.