Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
A knight light
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
It's Christmas, Eve.
It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"
It doesn't matter where you drop them off.
Because he was alfredo the dark!
A hens nights
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Insomnia