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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.