What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.