What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.