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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.