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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)