What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)