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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.