What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.