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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)