What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Donkey Jokes More Donkey Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!