What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.