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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

There aren't any pictures.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.