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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.