What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.