What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!