What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!