What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip