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What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.