What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!