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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.