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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.