Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Counter Strike Jokes More Counter Strike Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...