Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

Register 6 Offender Jokes More Register 6 Offender Jokes

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

Why was 6 afraid if 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How do you make seven even?

Take the s off.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Sniper Jokes More Sniper Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*