Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

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Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Danke.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

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Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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You turn off your playstation.