Offender Jokes

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a six offender.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Cause 7 is a six offender

Why was four afraid of five?

Because five was a six offender

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Tumblrina Jokes More Tumblrina Jokes

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Register 6 Offender Jokes More Register 6 Offender Jokes

Why was 6 afraid if 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender

Why is six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender...

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.