Because seven is a six offender.
Cause 7 is a six offender
Because five was a six offender
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Matisse hurt!
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
He He He
The cow jumped over the moon.
You do me and I owe you one.
She goes down on you and you owe her one
Justified
Because the ends justify the memes
Because 7 is a registered six offender.
Because Seven was a registered six offender.
He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.
Gets arrested*
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
