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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

B Shell Jokes More B Shell Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...