Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.